Why don’t straight men dance? They’re so worried about their manliness and fear of looking stupid that they think it’s better to look debonair and “too cool” sitting on the sidelines. I’ll tell you what it looks like: no fun. Gay men are already secure, so they are the most fun dance partners a girl can ask for. Plus, they can inappropriately touch you on the dance floor and it’s not offensive. Twas the case at the fabulously lavish party thrown by a fabulously lavish gay couple a few evenings ago. Oodles of themed bars (Hot toddies? To the right. Christmas martinis? Scoot to the left, darling.), professional dancers, glittery décor, spotlights on the dance floor and the most fabulous DJ we’ve ever experienced! Fabulous. Fabulous. There, I’ve hit my “fabulous” quota for the gay party recap. Fabulous. One more for good measure. It’s Christmas, after all, and if you can’t say “fabulous” at Christmas, when can you, eh?
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Nutball, is that you?
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