How much do we love December? Let us count the ways. Full of parties, hot creamy cocktails and sparkly dresses, it's one of our favorite times of year. Expect to see a lot from us this month as we report on all of our fabulous doings.
The first one of note was the Biton fashion show at the Hibernian Thursday night. The line was as ridiculously long as Biton is pretentious, but luckily, the GoDiva Sisters don't wait in line so we waltzed right in. The crowd was decked out in the kind of forward fashions you'd expect to see at a premier party in L.A., and you couldn't tell the models from the regular people in this sea of hottness. Some of the regular people, in fact, were wearing local designer originals on loan! As in, the designers DRESSED them, like they were freaking Reese Witherspoon going to the Oscars. (NOTE: THE GODIVA SISTERS ARE AVAILABLE TO BE FASHION MUSES AT ANY OLE TIME!). The champagne flowed at our table and when the spotlights tuned on and the show started, it was Dance Party 2007 with the great tunes leading the models down the runway. The highlight was the tall, black male model with a preppy dreads faux-hawk. YUM. Everyone was over-served which no doubt led to the party-wide walk-off at the end of the show. You read me right... fifty or so people hopped up on stage after the show ended and started a full force walk-off competition circa "Zoolander." Everyone - no matter what size, shape, age - should walk down a runway before they die. It's perhaps the most liberating thing one can do. Well, top five, let's say.
So, although we don't heart Biton as much as some of the other local boutiques, they sure know how to throw a party. All they need to do is sell one third-floor outfit there and that would pay for the party, so they should have one every week. Let's just hope there's neck biting, coked out people who think they're at a rave, and near infidelity at the next one as well. Biton fashion show = 3 panties (on a 4 panty scale).
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So did you girls end up in the City Paper this week?
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