Ass Pirates

Go’Diva Sister #2: Let’s talk about how much we hate Heidi and Spencer.

Go’Diva Sister #1: I hate Spencer because:
-He has no job
-He's blood sucking any publicity he can from his brain-dead girlfriend/fiancé Heidi
-He has demon eyes
-He has zero friends; his only friend Brody ditched him for being such a tool
-He plays arcade games like a 7 year old boy who touches himself out of curiosity
-He's a controlling piss ant

#2: Spencer clearly has no testicles. He is an ass pirate, plain and simple. I hope with every fiber of my being that he gets beat up at least once a week and that you just never see it in the show because of clever makeup tricks. He is a tool. He is a tool box complete with hundreds of different tool attachments. Look at his face in the picture – are you really that scared of a rollercoaster, ass pirate? There is probably no one on the planet I hate more. With the exception of perhaps Heidi.

#1: I hate Heidi because:
-She puts up with Spencer just because he tells her it's best for her career
-She let Spencer "direct" her music video with a handheld camcorder
-She's so freaking thin
-She has no friends except for Spencer
-She is spineless and does a horrific job representing women as a whole.

#2: I almost want to cancel my US Weekly subscription because they put her on the cover and compared her body to Giselle’s. Almost.

Mean Girls vs. Heidi and Spencer. Winner: Clearly Mean Girls (a.k.a The Go’Diva Sisters)