Why I Hate "Poor"

I hate people who are Poor. I actually only hate one person in particular who is Poor. So Poor we named her Poor. Not Poor in an "aww, how cute, I feel sorry for her" but in an "eww, sick, I want to spit on her" kind of way. Stay away from Poor, you know you've met her if you find yourself buying her meals, plane tickets, clothing and event tickets. That is Poor.