Number of shows attended: Six. Number of parties attended: Eight. Number of alcoholic beverages consumed: Enough to kill a medium-sized donkey. (My Go'Diva sister's report card: Number of shows attended: Zero. Number of parties attended: Zero. Points toward Go'diva status: Negative 82). Some highlights... The Spoleto Soiree was much better than last year. The breakdancers and abstract artist added to the underground Manhattan club feel. I particularly liked how the live statue kept winking at me and my friends as we walked by... I'm pretty sure I could have had black paint all over my sheets the next morning if I had wanted. The Philip Glass party was a completely fantastic schmooze fest. I spent a majority of the evening having deep talk with a bartender, pretending I could absolutely relate to how hard it is to recover from being a crack head. Spoleto SCENE's White Party was my favorite... there's something about a sea of white that makes you feel like you're swimming in hundred dollar bills. The roofies-in-a-glass cocktail upon arrival and the continuous flow of champagne landed me in front of the cheese cube tower... not a very Go'Diva site. Oops, with all this booze talk, I've forgotten about the shows! Major Bang and Aurelia's Ortario receive 3 panties. The finale receives 4 panties plus cream. Everyone in Charleston should attend the finale. The only things better than drinking all day on a plantation listening to the Symphony are drinking all day on a yacht, multiple orgasms and lindor chocolate. Actually, scratch the last two. Clearly, it was a fabulous Spoleto.
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Finally coming to my own defense...Go'Diva sister #1 (she, the Spoletian, is #2). I must say, as heartbroken as I am about missing 100% of Spoleto this year, it was with good reason. As un-luxurious as it is, I am required to travel here and there for work. Commercial travel is actually worse than having to travel via econo-box vehicle. So there was that…and then, being Go’Diva #1 also known as the International Go’Diva, I was whisked away to the Islands the first weekend of Spoleto thru the second weekend. Here I am, bronzed beauty, frolicking on the sands and I am given a proposal. Here I am, a woman in love (with more than just herself), a man kneeling down on one knee, holding a diamond that I first confused with the Hope Diamond…what was I to do? 1/10 of me was saying, “I should return to my fair sister in the Carolinas and fulfill my duties at each and every Spoleto event” but then 9/10 of me was reasoning that I’d have much more to experience gallivanting with celebrities of a higher caliber and adjusting to the weight of my new, left hand ornament. Upon my return, as you may imagine, celebrations were thrown by several, preventing me from attending the finale weekend events. There is always next year…
I think there is a discrepancy on the attendance Talley of Go'Diva sister #1. Number of parties attended was two. #1-Spoleto SCENE party upstairs from Rue. #2- Ralph Lauren party for Spoleto.
Sincerely,
Hope Diamond
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