Acceptance Speech

We’d like to take the opportunity to thank Charleston Magazine for awarding us with prestigious recognition in their magazine (page 60, March issue). We have so many people to thank:

Thank you to the producers of “Mean Girls” for creating a world in which we draw divine inspiration. Thank you to the ultra-popular girls from high school, without whom we could not be deemed “pseudo-popular.” Thank you to cats worldwide for being so luxurious and fabulous that being told you have a “meow” factor is the greatest compliment imaginable. Thank you to all of the hot, interesting people out there who read blogs for content, not AP Style. Thank you Lindsay, Paris and Brittany for white sunglasses, words like “hot,” and great things about which to gossip. Thank you to most of the wonderful local bars who realize it’s absurd to have lines in Charleston, making our jumping skills unnecessary. Thank you to all of the yummy bartenders in Charleston who make those delicious cocktails for us to inhale. Thank you to our lawyer, publicist, manager, agent, accountant, chef and personal yoga instructor, without whom this award would not be possible.

Last but not least, thank you Charleston Magazine blogger. We love that you are wealthy, world-traveled, ultra-attractive and very popular… we better stop now before we officially become MagHags. Thank you, Charleston!